~ Funny Notices ~
Spotted in a toilet of a London (UK) office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: In an office: Outside a second-hand shop: Notice in health food shop window: Spotted in a safari park: Sign at a Conference: Notice in a field: Message on a leaflet: On a repair shop door: Notice on a restaurant window Notice on a jammed type-writter:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
LUNCH SERVED DAY AND NIGHT
PENIS STUCK