~ Create your new name! ~
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f =
greasy
g = fluffy h
= cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r =
loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z =
zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple b =
toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h =
waffle
i = cootie j =
monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza t =
gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r =
buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x =
humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Goober Chickenshorts.
~ My new name is: Lumpy Bubblesniffer! what is yours? Sign the guestbook and tell me! ^__^
