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> > >       OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin. > > > > > >  

1. What do you put in a toaster? 

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The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go > do  something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. 

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not > attempt > > >the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even > > >overheat. It may > > >       be that you need to content yourself with reading something more > > >appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed > > >to question three. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made > > >from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black > > >house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green > bricks", > > >what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? > > >Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       4. Twenty years ago, a plane is; flying at 20,000 feet over > Germany. > > >If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West > > >Germany and East > > >       Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The > > >pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides > on > > >a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has > > >time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between > > >East Germany and West Germany.  Where would you bury the survivors - East > > >Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING > > >else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a > > >plane crash. Your > > >       efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury > > >the survivors" then proceed to the next question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every > minute > > >then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other > than > > >"one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you > are > > >obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. > > >Everyone else proceed to the final > > >       question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London > to > > >Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, > > >six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people > > >get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get > > >on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In > Carmathen, > > >six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford > > >       Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >       Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.Read the first > > >line!!! > > > > > > > > >