~ The Official Moron Test ~
Take out a pen or pencil and write down your answers....
although its not necessary because "US" smart people don't
need to... or do we? Take this test to see how much of a genius you really
are.... hehehe...
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in a inning?
5. Can a man in California marry his widows sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10.
What do you get?
7. There are three apples and you take two away.
How many apples are you left with?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one
every half and hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep
are left?
10. How many animal of each sex did Moses bring with him on the Ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the Presidents name in 1960?
The answers are at the bottom.
ANSWERS:
1. Yes, it comes right after the third.
2. 1, you can only be born once.
3. Twelve. All of them have at least 28 days.
4. Six, there is a top and bottom to each inning.
5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow.
6. 70. 30 divided by 1/2 (0.5) is 60.
7. 2. You take two away therefore you have two apples.
8. 1 hour. First at 1:00, Second at 1:30, Third at 2:00
9. 9. Like I said all BUT nine die.
10. None. I didnt know Moses had an ark. Did he?
11. Meat, that is self-explanatory.
12. 12. How many eggs are in a dozen?
13. Bill Clinton (Or very soon Al Gore or George W. Bush).
As far as I know he hasn't changed his name.
SO HOW DID WE DO?
13 Correct...Genius...you are good.
10-12 Correct...Above Average but dont let it go to your head.
7-9 Correct...Average, but who wants to be average?
4-6 Correct...Slow, pay attention to the questions.
1-3 Correct...Idiot, what else can be said?
0 Correct...Congratulations, you are a certified MORON!!!
Hope you had fun!!
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