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~ In honor of all stupid people ~

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

         On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

          (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

         On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
          necessary. Details inside.

          (the shoplifter special)?

         On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

          (and that would be how???....)

         On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:

          (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

         On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
          turn upside down."

          (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

          On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
             "Product will be hot after heating."

          (...and you thought????...)

         On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on

          (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

         On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
          operate machinery after taking this medication."

          (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just
            get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

         On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

          (and...I'm taking this because???....)

          On most brands of Christmas lights:
              "For indoor or outdoor use only."

          (as opposed to...what)?

         On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other

          (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

          On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

          (talk about a news flash)

         On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
          packet, eat nuts."

          (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

          On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
          does not enable you to fly."

          (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

         On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with
          your hands or genitals."

          (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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